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John Waters

Baltimore filmaker. God of filth. One of the best filmakers ever with flair for the comical and filthy. The best filmaker of our age.
Let's go see Pink Flamingos, the most famous John Waters movie ever!
by tyler holmes April 27, 2006
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watery tart

A dirty tampon.

Also, as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
by bretney November 27, 2006
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and people in hell want ice water

a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.
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drag the water

(v.) To cast a net into shallow water to drag for objects, usually bodies.
Drag the waters some more
Like never before...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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Grey water

Richie:aren't u guys coming in?
Eddie: nuh uh it's grey water
Richie:what the hell is grey water!?
Eddie:it's basically piss and shit, so I'm just telling u, you guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of dairy pee
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watb

Blog acronym for Whiny Ass Titty-Baby. Primarily refers to right-wingers who routinely bully others but whine vociferously at the mildest criticism directed their way.
In Karl Rove's retirement interview with the NY Times, he blamed everyone's hatred of him on the Democrats. What a pathetic, disgusting WATB.
by Bernard Hyland August 24, 2007
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Water

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