Swiss Logic

An indirect reference to the catastrophes that occur as a result of Mike Schweitser's speaking.

When Mike speaks, buildings fall and worlds end, unable to cope with the utter stupidity and incoherance.

by Xeno May 1, 2003

"Skids Witter" collection

all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.

"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"

by BWitter February 15, 2005

swisher

As first defined by Rush Limbaugh, a term used to describe a homosexual; frequently used by hipsters.

Brad: "Oh man, when you stuck it in my ass it totally hurt."
Mike: "Don't be a fuckin' swisher or I'll pump you even harder next time."

by Darrdon Nasawecter June 11, 2006

k-swiss

cheese made out of breast milk and cum. used for awesome pranks and intense orgies

You got k-swissed, asshole!

by drunkstud1 August 1, 2011

swishy gay

When two gay men have anal sex, one ejaculates in the other's ass and then sucks the semen back out through a straw.

Man those two are swishy gay together!

by A.F.H. September 25, 2006

swisha smacking

a girl that is so fly you salivate and smack your lips over her, a slick ride

that female was swisha smaking, you know i just got to get up in that.

by goon March 11, 2004

swiss entry

Anal penetration/intercourse, while the receiver (or, 'bottom') is asleep.

I was still horny when Pamela fell asleep, so I gave her the swiss entry.

My boyfriend passed out due to boredom in the middle of Eurovision. Thank God for the swiss entry!

by jonnny7 June 6, 2009