smartassism

acting smart or pretending to be knowing all even though one is is full of shit basically a pretensions smart ass.

She displays smartassism

by reelname July 11, 2023

Spartan

One who has the ability to stay up for days on end and shag every bird in sight and cause absolute destruction without the impedance of the law

Spartan meaning too shagger and coke animal

by The obvious Jew July 12, 2023

Smartassical

The action, or relation to being a smartass.

dude1: I hate people who are so smartassical
dude2: Hm, yes. 'Smartassical'

by Funxey August 10, 2024

Smartassical

The action of, or the relation to smartassery/smartass behavior

dude1: i hate smartasses.
dude2: you could say you hate smartassical people.
dude1: i hate you.

by Funxey August 10, 2024

shartarus

When you mistake a large fart for a massive diarrhea that floods your pants

Nathaniel fell to the wrath of shartarus at school today, an entire room was marked off as a biohazard.

by fishgaming September 10, 2023

smartarted

So smart that you act retarted for personal benefit or just plain ol' happiness. Dealllllll

I'm so upset with this situation I'll just be smartarted for a few minutes to maintain my composure.

by Rambo dealll October 2, 2023

Smartass

Someone who thinks they're smart by answering or replying with rude, sarcastic, or redundant answers. The difference between a smart person and a smartass is that a smart person will answer you correctly without being an asshole, but a smartass is not only an asshole, but they're an asshole that gives you an answer everyone already knows or they give you an answer that's half right.

Person: "Compared to 2023, the year 2000 was a year with no pandemic, no mass shootings, no terrorist attacks, no smartphones, no social media, etc..."

Smartass: "You're an idiot, bad things happen all time, you're just not aware of it. Also, smartphones already existed, they're just clunky and not as popular."

Person: "I know that, smartass. I'm just trying to make a point that the year 2000 isn't as bad as it is right now, asshole."

by ShigShug October 21, 2023