Pork Ring 

A gentleman's reference to the anal sphincter. The bung or rectum.

Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.

Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.

Pork Ring by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2016

Jelly Ring 

A dirty anal region. An unclean balloon knot. One marred with sweat and fecal remnants.

I went down on Rachel to her her lucious booty but found a jelly ring and sent her to the shower.

Jelly Ring by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Ham Ring 

The anus. The bunghole. The sphincter.

Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.

Ham Ring by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Bum Ring

A more polite term for the word asshole.

"Eugh, Jerry... You're such a fucking Bum Ring."

Bum Ring by Baxtermikasa October 9, 2018

dirt ring 

The visual display of a combination of sweat, crystal meth residue, cat urine, and hair grease formed into a ring that circles one's neck. Most commonly found on hitchikers, Michael Moore followers, hippies, and homeless bums. The worst cases of this can even be seen on a black shirt, although most are seen on "Bush is the devil" semi-white t-shirts. Although this is a visual phenomenon, one usually knows of an approaching dirt ring simply by the smell of sour sausage and dirty socks. For best examples of this occurrence, spend some time in the greater San Francisco area or in Greenwich Village.

Person 1: Hey, do you smell that?

Person 2: Holy shit! What smells like ground fish and asshair?

Person 1: It's that dirtball over there protesting the Republican National Convention! His dirt ring is so big it looks like a neck brace! Anyone have some Febreeze?

dirt ring by Senor Musk September 18, 2007

Tangy Ring Juice 

The delicious amalgam that forms around the anus during extended periods of analingus. Also known as Booty Juice. Considered a delicacy to the anal connoisseur.

Stan was a Mud Packer and enjoyed nothing more than eating out a nice Brown Round and savoring that Tangy Ring Juice.

Tangy Ring Juice by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Skoal ring 

When a skoal dipper keeps their can/tin in their back pocket it leaves a ring in your jeans after sitting on it for awhile.

"You can tell that guy's a dipper check out the skoal ring."

Skoal ring by Eaglesfan251 October 31, 2008