Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.

you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Poof

To be bad or not good in general or at something or a specific area. Right now is circling around South Florida.

"Boy ya ass is poof"

"You wanna play b-ball"
"Quit playing you know you poof"

by Lou.E January 14, 2010

pooface

a triangular shaped head with a partial brown hair type covering, usually attached to the top of a short fleshy tower.

Poofaces are indigenous to Kitchens and Dairy Queens. Because of their small stature, poofaces can hide in rooms easily. Unlike House Hippos, Poofaces have a more skeletal appearance.

pooface ha ha you looked

by miteaswellfukitol June 29, 2010

ass poof

little tuft of hair around the anus.

it was on, until she bent over and I saw the ass poof.

by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

poofening

the transformation of straight to gay.

"as soon as Lance flipped his wrist limply toward those big sweaty truck drivers i knew the poofening effect was now irreversible"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Poofjuice

Like an alcopop, a girly, sweet fizzy alcoholic based drink. With a measured amount of alcohol, usually 4.5%. Not a hard, manly beverage.

What you drinkin tonight?

Probably beer...you?

Think i will stick to drinkin th poofjuice!

by Louiselle January 2, 2009

pooflakin

When someone freaks out because they have to take a shit.

Ryan: Hey natalie how are you?
Natalie: Aw man, i'm pooflakin!
Ryan: Damn, that sucks ass!

by Maelyn July 19, 2007