cleaning rape

the act of being forced to clean against ones will.

Person 1: (crying) I was forced to wash dishes, do laundry, clean the bathroom, mop and vacuum!

Person 2: Its ok, it's not your fault.

Person 1: I was cleaning raped!

by underarmourfixated August 16, 2011

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neat and clean

A girl who can give a clean and non messy cum shot/orgasm.

by djhdanman January 11, 2016

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One of the few things a wife can do or be to keep her husband happy when he returns home from work.

I wanna come home to a clean mean, hot pussy, wet house. Is that too much to ask?

by DrabeyDray May 05, 2010

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A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).

"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"

"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

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when one's pubic region made totally bald

I am going clean slate from now on, or for at least the next to days when it starts to grow back.

by CaptJack January 03, 2008

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Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.

Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

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Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"

by prettyfunnyhuh??? August 19, 2013

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