magic awood

synonym for flaming homosexual. One who has homosexual tendencies and/or gives blowjobs. A magic awood tends to make other men uncomfortable quite frequently. He will also have some sort of speech impediment. Loves to use the following words in no particular order: fabulous! super! and cute! (all of which will have some sort of gay lisp attached).

Man, I think that dude who keeps looking at me across the bar might be a magic awood.

Dude, that magic awood said he'd blow me for $5.

Dude, there was a total magic awood in the bathroom, he made me quite uncomfortable.

by JohnQ.Public February 5, 2010

The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office

I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.

by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010

Magic Chrome

A little boy who has not hat puberty that is obsessed with Harry Potter and fantasizes about tail pipes on trucks

''That boy is a Magic Chrome''

by ruger6mm December 17, 2016

Magical Fuckery

Seeing Someone so Wasted that they define comprehension or Astound you with their ability to be so Drunk. You can't imagine that that person is so Blotto. Also Similar to Black Magic Fuckery

Person 1: "Did you see her she was so Drunk she slept standing up in the middle of the bar"

Person 2 : That's some magical fuckery

by Tonka Sthal June 6, 2013

Magic fag

A type of spliff made using a small amount of leftover weed and/or kief mixed with a healthy amount of tobacco.

Primarily made from tobacco with at least a 75:25 tobacco:weed radio.

“I’ve got a bit kief in my grinder, let’s roll a magic fag”

by monkebomber October 10, 2021

magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.

sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.

by victoria-00 November 20, 2006

northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005