5 definitions by Broman memedude

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad
by Broman memedude March 21, 2023
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A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
by Broman memedude April 6, 2023
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The type of magic that asshole Willy Stampler tried to take from Darryl Willson, Ron Stampler, Henry Oak and Glenn Close
Person 1: Did you listen to dungeons and daddies season one?
Person 2: Yeah, there's a lot of Daddy Magic
by Broman memedude January 17, 2023
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Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."
by Broman memedude February 2, 2023
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Student 1: Dude, did you just punch Mrs. Stevens in the face?
Student 2: Fuck yeah, its January 23
by Broman memedude January 23, 2023
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