Magic onion

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*
by Kyeforce_forever June 23, 2016
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The Magic Stone

The Magic Stone is a breathtaking novel written by the Minecraft players and residents of Hogtopia;

AwesomeZ_360 , justcheerio and ktaei

Originally starting out as a side hobby by Ktaei , they discovered the piece and began writing. The book quickly turned into a nasty, luscious, vein-wrenching masterpiece with a great storyline following the two characters "Ty" and "Blyss. It's elusive, gripping, astounding; a must-read!
Person 1: Have you ever heard of the new, on the rise, upcoming, luscious, blood curdling, vein-wrenching, romantic, horror, comedy book "The Magic Stone?"
Person 2: You know I have! I'm obsessed!
by justcheerio March 26, 2021
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The Magic Doodangle

A name for the penis. Specifically one that can accomplish something for someone that no other penis has before.
In some cases, but not all, also know as "Devil Dick"
1. "You two are going to have a baby? How? I thought the doctors said you couldn't."
"My husband has The Magic Doodangle!"

2. "Oh God! You reached places in ways no one else has! I think I'm ad-dick-ted to your Magic Doodangle!"
by Wolf Daddy February 12, 2020
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Magic Barry

When you do a poo and you go to wipe and the tissue is clean.
I just did a magic Barry. Did not need any tissue.
by Poo guroo August 29, 2020
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Magic Trick

Michael: So, this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money... or candy!
by moneyinthebananastand July 27, 2018
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magic gimmer

a gimmer that has magical powers descending from outer space
"hey man, did u see that magic gimmer the other day. fuck me he was magic"
by madswordfish July 17, 2008
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Magic Chef

An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.
Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.
by CheffinBob September 16, 2016
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