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Thor's Hammer 

A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.
My girlfriend as me to proform the Thor's Hammer on her if i really loved her.
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fan the hammer 

To karate chop your penis six times in rapid succession and each chop shoots an individual load of semen.
During the climax of our Old West role play, I decided to fan the hammer all over her face.

Stink Hammer 

The term 'Stink Hammer' is a term for a penis.
National Lampoon magazine introduced the term "Stink Hammer" for a penis back in the '70's. I have been using that term ever since.
Stink Hammer by tikipirate August 10, 2005

Gravity Hammer 

A weapon from Halo 3 that took Bungie thirteen years to add as a player wieldable weapon. It first appeared, in a slightly different form, as the P'fhor Shock Staff in Marathon where it was only usable by the enemy Fighters, it came in to versions Melee and Melee with an Energy bolt as it's secondary fire mode. The Gravity Hammer is considered by Bungie fans to be a bit of a let down even though sending people flying with it is fun.
Bungie Fan 1994: "Hey Bungie, when can my character use the Shock Staff?"
Bungie 1994: "Never! And shame on the modders who added it into their weapon lists! I'm looking at you Evil Team!"
Bungie Fan 2007: "Yay! I finally get to use the Shock Staff! What? Only the melee version? But I wanted the one that shot energy bolts..."
Bungie 2007: "What? No it's not! It's the Gravity Hammer! Who told you it was the Shock Staff? We have a security leak! CODE RED!"

Mule Hammer 

The most ultimate and rowdy cock butter pickle slap in all the galaxy.
"Last night I gave that chic the mule hammer!!"
Mule Hammer by C & D December 13, 2006

whore hammer 

an object used to hit ones whore when they misbehave. see also bitch stick
1. i'll hit you with my whore hammer if your not careful selena!!!

2. i really need a whore hammer to hit miley right now.
whore hammer by bakkerr November 12, 2010

zulu hammer

when a black man slaps his black cock on a woman's forehead
I gave that bitch a zulu hammer last night.
zulu hammer by IMAWSUM September 3, 2007