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Maxim Gun

The first recoil-rechambering machinegun, which saw use by the British in their bloody quest to exploit and control Africa in ye olden times. It was fed by a magazine on top (using gravity to load the next round in after each shot). Notorious for its barrel, which was enclosed in a large metal tube filled with water to keep it cool.

Rarely, but sometimes used as a instigation towards blacks, due to the devastation it caused against the native Africans in the English's Africa campaigns.

Just as pistols are sometimes nowadays refered to as 'Gats' (from the Gatling Gun - another classic machinegun), modern automatic weapons are are sometimes refered to as 'Maxims.' A Maxim cannot mean a pistol, shotgun etc., and is strictly used for machine guns.
"The damn Maxim Gun's jammed again!"
"Bullocks! Bloody things cna never get more than four rounds out before locking up!"

"Get the fuck away from me; I'm packin' a maxim." (Reffering to a submachinegun.)
by BiscuitBucket September 5, 2008
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Double Guns

A ritualistic dance of victory, made by waving both hands in a pistol-like formation in the air. Typically, the "Double Guns" begins with random simulated gun motions in both arms in many directions, sychronizing slowly as the arms raise. Once the arms are fully extended over the head, fully synchronized simulated pistols shots are sent into the air repeatedly. Ideally the rhythm for this dance is that of typical urban music.
Urban youth 1: "Yo, your flex on that honey was ill."
Urban youth 2:"Thanks dun." ("Double Guns" dance begins.)
Urban youth1: "Let's roll up some more of that hydro, get in my whip and hit up that jam before the bitties start to head home." ("Double Guns" dance continues)
by Fresh Juice Cash May 26, 2006
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Guns Up!

The illest band to ever come out of the Merrimack Valley.
"Yo did you see Guns Up! play last week?"
"No I missed it because I suck."
by bhc109 September 2, 2009
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vagina gun

the act of taking your pointer finger and your middle finger and separating them in a vagina-like fashion so that you can violently shoot period at people using your vagina gun
IMA SHOOT YOUU WITH MAH VAGINA GUN BAMBAMBAM
by missionvagina69 June 18, 2009
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stun gun

Inserting one finger into the vagina and two into the anus, simultaneously. Then quickly thrusting fingers repeatedly. Thumb use on clitoris is optional. (i.e.: a shocker variation - two in the stink, one in the pink)
I stun gunned that ho last night. It was mad hot.
by erastus25 April 18, 2006
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son of a gun

Son of a gun is an exclamation or a noun in American and British English. Apollo 12 Astronaut Pete Conrad said, upon seeing the Surveyor 3 just prior to touching down on the Moon: "Hey, there it is! There it is! Son of a gun, right down the middle of the road!". It can be used encouragingly or to compliment, as in "You son of a gun , you did it!"
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It is claimed that in British naval slang this term refers to a child of questionable parentage conceived on the gun deck, hence 'son of a gun'. However, the term possibly predates this claimed origin, and Snopes.com lists it as being part of the English lexicon since at least 1708.1 It is sometimes claimed that the saying has its origin in the supposed practice of women travelling on board ship and giving birth on a sectioned off portion of the gun deck. For instance, Admiral William Henry Smyth wrote in his 1867 book, The Sailor's Word-Book:2 Son of a gun, an epithet conveying contempt in a slight degree, and originally applied to boys born afloat, when women were permitted to accompany their husbands to sea; one admiral declared he literally was thus cradled, under the breast of a gun-carriage.
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In American folk idiom (American), this term has similar meaning to the British one, but was derived from military bureaucratic treatment of young enlisted men of uncertain familial background. If a recruit was unable to state his father's name, officers recorded "A. Gun".citation needed
this son of a gun stole my gun and dildoed himself !

son of agun stfu nigger gun!

THIS SON OF AGUN FUCKS HIS GUN ; HZE MUST HAVE A THIN COCK
by doctor pig April 5, 2010
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tommy gun

Actual name: Thompson submachine gun. It is a .45 caliber weapon firing at about 600-900 rounds per minute. The normal size for the ammo in WWII was a 230 grain bullet. These were just plain full metal jacket bullets, not hollow points. You couold get a wide variety of magazines/drums for your thompson: You could get 20 or 30 rounds stick magazines, and you could also get 50, 75, or 100 round drums. Many poeople loved these drums even though they made the Thompson about 7 pounds heavier, for a grand total of almost 17 pounds. To just look at the weapon, you wouldn't think it could weight that much, but it's just a big chunk of steal. This also helped with recoil.
My Tommy Gun is empty!
by Glock_Man June 11, 2006
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