ear wax

a horrible yellow sticky substance that comes out your ears.heeee whats all that about

it does'nt smell but if you pick your ear and put it by your cat he goes mad for it (TRAP)

by ruby wax August 4, 2003

Bunny Ears

Putting a girls legs behind her head, to create a position (sexual annotation).

Guy 1: Whatcha doin tonight
Guy 2: Giving my girl bunny ears.

by JoeMartini March 1, 2009

Ear-balls

A combination of your eye balls and your ears. To be used when both senses are used simultaneously for the same purpose, like watching and listening to a concert.

Oh my god! That concert was terrible! It made my ear-balls bleed!

by Booington October 7, 2006

Swimmer's ear

You stick your penis into a womens ear and get ear wax on penis. Then you insert your waxy cock into her pussy using the ear wax as lube.

when micheal heard about swimmer's ear from his friend he inserted his waxy penis into tiffany's vagina. she was thrilled at how sticky her pussy was and how good it felt.

by Juicybigsausage March 5, 2015

rabbit ears

What you'll see if you pull your front pants pockets completely inside-out; performing this action empties the entire contents of your pockets -- even tobacco fragments and lint cannot escape detection here.

When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.

{Josh}: Drake, empty those pockets! I have a $50 bill missing and I'm pretty sure that you took it.
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!

by Telephony July 9, 2020

ear-shrimp

old school blue tooth ear piece that resembles the curve of a shrimp

I thought you were talking to me, until I noticed you were sporting your ear-shrimp

by Buddy Mao October 23, 2007

Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment

Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.

by kr80 December 19, 2018