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no sex drive

Premature failures in pistons, piston rings, cylinder liners, bearings and bushings in an otherwise late model automobile, commonly known as a "muscle car", causing such vehicle to fail upon ignition.
"Golly gee, Sally, I'm not such a lucky girl. Gerry phoned, and said his T-bird has no sex drive, so we won't be going to the drive-in after all. Isn't that just crrraaaazzzzy?"
by Pompien August 31, 2013
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drive-by shit bagging

An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!
I can't believe we almost attempted the drive-by shit bagging last night!
by Anonymous Hellion May 26, 2004
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Corolla Driver

Corolla Driver is a driver on the road that is always in the slow lane. A driver that is slowing down traffic for those of us in a hurry.
1-Why is there so much traffic in this lane? There is a Corolla driver up ahead.
2- Who is the slowpoke? The Corolla driver up ahead.
by Driver45 October 14, 2012
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format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).
Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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Drivers ed'ed

To be run over by the crazy learner's permit girl.
Cheerleader got drivers ed'ed by the learners permit girl while she had her hands on 2'oclock and 10'oclock
by Xero July 1, 2005
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Bus Driver

To deliberately and selfishly divulge information about a coworker for the sole purpose of gaining an upper hand on said coworker to an authoritative third party (i.e. the boss).
Jordan: “Matt, can you believe what Fisher did?”
Matt: “What did he do now?"
Jordan: “I was only 5 minutes late, FJ was not in the office yet and had no idea i was late, then Fisher completely bus drove me by telling FJ i was late to work!”
Matt: “Yeah Fisher is such a fucking BUS DRIVER!”
by Matt Dom April 5, 2008
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lemme drive the boat

Doing or saying something bold/ risky
Going on a boat ride and asking the boat driver if you could drive the boat knowing you have no experience whatsoever

Or

*Being at a party and your friends are drinking and you start drinking knowing you have a low tolerance *
Friend: wanna drink

You: lemme drive the boat
by Vibeashle April 5, 2019
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