Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
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"Why did you throw my phone out the window!?"
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
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"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
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