bob on my crank 

to bob on ones penis, to give head, to suck dick, to suck dick for crack, to do what hailey does

carlo says: "yo bitch come bob on my crank"

bob on my crank by hussy September 26, 2006

Wank Crank 

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

Wank Crank by so's your face October 16, 2008

hand crank

Rhyming slang for Yank or Wank {which is the cut down version of wanker}which turns out to be the same thing

Imagine doing the hand crank motion with your hand whilst thinking of a yank ....see wank and yank = the same thing ;o) who says us limeys dont rule the waves :0)

hand crank by Itchy-Muff June 18, 2004

sleep crank

To masturbate while sleeping. As pioneered by the BDF in Coffs Harbour 2006.

I woke up in the mille of the night to hear the BDF sleep cranking!

sleep crank by Shane Bridges September 15, 2006

Reverse crank call 

Answering a phone call from a known telemarketer with expletives and yelling.

Answering phone call: "THIS BETTER BE GOOD, JERKY!"
Known telemarketer on phone: "may I speak to Joe? I have important information for him"
Reverse crank call: "NO! ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? I AM INCLINED TOWARD THE LATTER, JERKY! AND STOP CALLING ME!"
hang up

Reverse crank call by el burro June 23, 2012

Pony Crank 

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

Pony Crank by Jake June 27, 2004

neck crank 

A neck crank is the act of applying friction with one's hand on the back of someone else's neck. This act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.

Person 1: "Cody Bryant is the best player in the NBA!"
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*

neck crank by whitestblackguy June 13, 2008