Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

by JC Meister July 5, 2004

Free as in Beer

Something that is costs nothing in the monetary sense. Used to differentiate from something classified as 'free' that has restrictions or fine print attached to it eg. freedom of speech or software licences

The beer at a party was free but I paid for it in the morning

by idlehands September 21, 2004

beer thirty

Half Past Time for a Beer...you're WAY overdue for a cold one and should've started drinking a while ago but weren't able to because you had to finish something up first. When you're finally to the point where you can actually sit down and enjoy a beer that you've earned or need, that's beer thirty.

Well, the work day is over, and it's definitely beer thirty. Any one care to join?

by rap6 January 19, 2008

beer squirts

A bowel condition that follows a night of heavy beer drinking. Poop matter violently squirts out of the butt in a liquid form. Could be caused from all the carbonation in beer.

Dude, I have a nasty case of the beer squirts sorry I can't go out drinking again.

by Eric HUB January 7, 2009

Beerbs

Beer dispensing boobs.

-"Damn son, that chick's beerbs got me love drunk."

by Old Greggory February 22, 2008

beer social

A planned event, the primary focus of which is a variety of cheap beer is served to the guests. It is often a neighborhood event or welcoming party, normally held during the summer.

Jake: Leslie just sent me an invite to her beer social on the 21st.

Ian: Dude! your first beer social since moving here... You're going to meet a lot of really cool folks at Leslie's place.

Jake: I'm so excited!

by Define Me! February 13, 2010

beer selection anxiety disorder

Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."

Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.

It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.

Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.

Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.

by whimzzical June 1, 2010