by nihilistic0 March 13, 2004
a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.
by nick May 9, 2005
Half Past Time for a Beer...you're WAY overdue for a cold one and should've started drinking a while ago but weren't able to because you had to finish something up first. When you're finally to the point where you can actually sit down and enjoy a beer that you've earned or need, that's beer thirty.
by rap6 January 19, 2008
by Philip Fry January 20, 2011
In states where the liquor laws require that alcohol no longer be served after 2:30 a.m., beer thirty is the deadline by which alcohol much be purchased, lest the party come to a screeching halt.
by Corvallist March 17, 2006
by BmsCat February 11, 2009
beer thirty is every minute of every second of every hour of the day...its WHEN you WANNA drink a beer..... which is ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!
some dood: hey whacha doin?\
some other dood: drinkin a foedee!
some dood:its like 6 am!
some other dood: yeah i know!!!!! its beer thirty!!!!
some other dood: drinkin a foedee!
some dood:its like 6 am!
some other dood: yeah i know!!!!! its beer thirty!!!!
by notandrwcuzineverdrnkthatearly March 13, 2010