french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear

James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.

by HappyFresno February 14, 2018

Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018

Sexy burrito

The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone

“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”

by Tivuq February 20, 2018

Blue Burrito

Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.

And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.

by Cakalacky October 2, 2018

Cali burrito joint

A restaurant that serves California burritos among other Californian mexican culinary fare. The earmark of a true Cali burrito joint is their extensive selection of Sippy Cups, which are their exclusive vessels for serving beverages.

"Bruh, 'Gut Bomb Burritos' is the dopest Cali burrito joint fam. They have the roudiest selection of Sippy Cups , I always go for the 'Incredibles' one if it's available!"

by Burritobonerz9000 December 21, 2018

Mark burrows

Mark burrows is a beastly man that mucks about saughton skatepark looking for wee boys to get in his van and rape

Mark burrows raped me

by 1472926492 May 6, 2019

Blind burro

A euphemism for a male’s anal sphincter.

“Dude. I was packing my buddy’s blind burro last night until it couldn’t take any more.”

by Stainless26 December 3, 2019