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Ham and Brownies Day

An Internet holiday consisting of gaming, hanging out, and ham/brownie consumption in great quantities.

Currently unrecognized by most news outlets and governments, Ham and Brownie Day will surely become a fixture of calendars in the near future.

Ham and Brownie Day occurs on August 12th of every year. As the day approaches, observers of this holiday often stock up on ham products and brownies in anticipation of the amazing parties sure to ensue.

When the day finally arrives, participants are encouraged to eat their fill of ham and brownies, then do whatever the heck they want from then on. Play video games, sleep, read a book, watch TV, whatever. Ham and Brownie Day is mostly about the celebration of all things ham-ish and brownie-like, as well as centered on having a good time. It's a feel-good holiday that anyone can take part in!
Yo! Ham and Brownies day is coming up! Get Kyle down here with some fine-ass ham!
by Admiral Titus July 8, 2010
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Hug A Thug Day

A holiday celebrated the first of November where you hug a thug.
"It's Hug A Thug Day!"
-Hugs thug-
by KawaiiKill November 1, 2010
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Bad Head Day

False justification for a bald person to look like crap. Most often used as an insult.
Man! Did you get hit by a bus, or are you just having a Bad Head Day?
by Tagz February 22, 2009
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twelve days of christmas

For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.
I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.
by reddevilspal December 21, 2008
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Fuck the Owner Day

December 17th is Fuck the owner day.

On this date all Discord Mods are allowed to troll and grief the server owner/admins all they want without repercussions.
Bruv, Fuck the owner day is tomorrow and I haven't put together a plan to mess with the admins!
by VoxBoxVox December 17, 2021
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bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.
Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.
by gnostic1 October 25, 2010
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Modern-Day Vampire

One who believes they are a vampire in current times;

one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense

;

one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
;

a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe
www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com
by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004
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