reddevilspal's definitions

limbo

the place where a man goes in the weeks following unprotected sex with a woman to be judged whether or not he's been condemned to a life of parenthood.

Limbo is not a fun place to be.

by reddevilspal February 22, 2010

loose vagina

female who sleeps with many men; vulgar term refering to a woman who has had many relationships or is a slut.

Brandy has a loose vagina.

by Reddevilspal September 20, 2007

DMT

Psychedelic hallucinogen not as widely known as PCP or LSD. It is thought to be a rare drug only obtainable from long-time acid heads in their mid-60s, but it is actually a lot easier to find than most people think. Plants such as Ayahuasca, and many other flowers and shrubs, contain an amount of DMT. Many of these plants are easily obtainable in a flower shop or nursery. DMT is illegal in its smokable crystalline form, but the plants that contain it are perfectly legal.

Look up a list of psychedelic plants somewhere to find out what kinds of plants contain DMT. There are at least 20 different ones, most of them are flowers that are probably easily available in nurseries.

by reddevilspal March 20, 2008

twelve days of christmas

For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.

I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.

by reddevilspal December 21, 2008

out of jimmy's head

the adorable story of a teenager who is heavily addicted to ketamine and thinks he hears imaginary cartoons talking to him.

typical out of jimmy's head conversation:

jimmy: i dont know, i dont think a boat race would help me win the science fair.

kid sitting next to jimmy: who the hell are you talking to?

by reddevilspal June 20, 2008

cherry bomb

a drug combination consisting of either LSD or psychedelic mushrooms and dextromethorphan.

took a cherry bomb, flew into space, met the space-gnomes, came back to earth feeling like superman.

by reddevilspal March 29, 2009

Marilyn Manson

The most misunderstood person in the world next to jesus.

Conservative christian: Marilyn Manson is the cause of 9/11, Columbine, the Vietnam war, the Bolshevik revolution, and the Holocaust.
Logical Person: No, people like you are.
Conservative christian: You're going to hell when you die.

by reddevilspal March 31, 2008