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one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.
Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."
by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005
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feeding the one eyed monster

when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit
"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face
by Thach October 26, 2004
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the old one two mountain dew

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE
by themountaindewd April 22, 2017
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Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off
Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.
by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009
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Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.
To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!
by MrKapper July 9, 2006
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one sec poon

Vagina that will make you cum quick; really good pussy. Very tight and wet.
by SxYsPaZz January 30, 2017
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ginger one from Girls Aloud

Nicola Roberts.
Nicola Roberts used to be known as the "ginger" or "ugly" one of crappy girls pop group Girls Aloud.
She then got incredibly attractive, sexy, beautiful and is the second most successful of the bunch and she's probably better off as she didn't get cheated on and didn't get malaria.
I'd bone the ginger one from Girls Aloud
She's a bit of a Nicola.
by radiogasm March 14, 2011
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