Ninth Finger

Ladies have eight fingers - not counting their thumbs - men meanwhile have nine!

Unlike the others the ninth finger isn’t located on either hand but instead can be found on a region just south of the belly button.

Unlike the other fingers it is abnormal in size and appearance, there is no finger nail, and when correctly stimulated limited excretion of a white milky liquid may occur.

The existence of the ninth finger has stumped clueless female virgins for millennia!

Put your pants back on boy! I don't want to see your ninth finger.

Ninth Finger by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

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Fancy Finger

When a girl squats above you and you are underneath with a wine glass in your hand and you drunk the wine with your pinky finger out and then finger her butt with your pinky finger.

I gave my girl the Fancy Finger last night.

Fancy Finger by The Hashbrown Fucking Slaher January 14, 2016

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Grinch Finger

A green, pointy, hairy-looking turd.

" I got up off the toilet and saw a Grinch Finger pointing at me."

Grinch Finger by Mr Stagger Lee January 3, 2017

Bungle’s finger

See Teddy's leg

Bungle was a character on British children's television show called Rainbow, in the mid 80's.

He was basically a fairly camp guy in brown bear suit. Thankfully, he wasn't as blatantly camp as George (a pink hippo), another character in said show.

Other characters are: Zippy, Geoffrey, and possibly Rod, Jane and Freddy.

for meaning of "bungle's finger", see synonym at "Teddy's leg".

Bungle’s finger by Rize December 19, 2003