log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.

denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.

by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009

Shitter Splitter

Underwear that seperates the butt cheeks

I would love to see her in a shitter splitter instead of those granny panties.

by DEESEL12 January 13, 2006

Split the atom

Those tiny little highly concentrated farts will just pop O in a second but are so concentrated and odiferous that will clear out an entire auditorium

Bob split the atom in class the other day everyone jumped over tables and chairs running out of the classroom

by Atlpitbull September 13, 2018

bust and split

When a man goes to a woman's place that he has just met has sexual intercourse with said woman, and then leaves immeadetly afterward. And never speaks to or makes contact with her again after the aforesaid act.

Eric: Hey Scott! you seen Jim around here?

Scott: Nah, he left with some bitch like half an hour ago.

Jim: Hey guys, how's it hangin'

Scott: Yo! I thought you took that bitch home.

Eric: Yeah, what the fuck are you doin' back here?

Jim: Oh, I just pulled a Bust And Split, I'm just tryin' to get me some dessert.

Eric & Scott: OH! you're a fuckin' man-whore!

Jim: hey not everyone is a pussy magnet.

by Vike-king October 27, 2007

Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 1, 2010

shit split

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.

Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.

by Misc Man January 3, 2008

Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.

'Damn! Last night Tasha gave me the banana split!'

by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015