tongue ring

1. The guy above me is retarded. It doesn't hurt at all. It's a little pinch.
2. You get a hole punched in your tongue and you can then put all sorts of little things in there from french ticklers to double ball french ticklers. Serves a valuable purpose in the bedroom whether male or female.

I got a tongue ring. It was just a little pinch and my girlfriend loves it.

by Logan J September 29, 2005

o ring

your brown eye, bunghole, or the muscle that holds your turtle head in.

dude i just took a massive dookie, i almost blew my o ring

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye October 16, 2008

chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon

'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

by chubs mcfag January 6, 2008

devil's onion ring

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole

That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring

by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006

engagement ring

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.

Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."

by are595 November 9, 2009

put a ring on it

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009

Wrangler Skoal Ring

A mark (ring) in your jeans where u keep your skoal. (chew, dip)

Wow, he has a wrangler skoal ring in his pants. He must like Mr. Dips.

by Justin August 10, 2004