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When a male/female is stroking a males private parts with rings on their fingers. The poor man ends up getting a bloody cock.
"That porchmonkey gave me a ringjob on her stoop."
"Billy got a ringjob from his father, Mr. T."

Brandon:" OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!"
Heather:" What's wrong Brandon?"
Brandon:" Why the fuck do you have rings on, when your giving me a handjob?"
Heather: "Hahahaha your silly im not giving you a handjob, im giving you a ringjob."
Brandon: "Oh ok, keep going."
RingJob by Fart Poop December 16, 2006

ringdoby 

A British Milirary word meaning:
The act of washing somones anus with your tongue.
That chick was so horny last night, she stopped blowing me off to gimme some ringdoby
ringdoby by BlueVein September 19, 2007
Related Words
The act of placing gummy peach rings on your dick and getting a toothless doneky wearing a top hat to suck you off.
Man what a ring job that was.
Ring Job by rustyskrewdriver September 14, 2010
simalar to a rim job, the person sticks their tongue inside the asshole representing a ring.
peron 1;Ashlee gave me a ring job last nnight it was amazing!
ring job by Emily ALeon January 13, 2008
When you put funnyons or onion rings around your dick and a girl(usually a fat one)gives you a blowjob and eats them off in the process.
Dude, my fat bitch ring jobbed me last night.
Ring Job by Dick Peter Johnson February 8, 2009

RingoBingo 

Ringobingo is the best pixilart user
Ringobingo is the best pixilart user
Wow, Ringo is so cool right?
Yes Ringo is very cool agreed thank you for asking.
RingoBingo by susamogus May 20, 2021
When someone inserts a finger wearing a ring into the anus or vagina and removes finger without the ring
Leigh was sore from her ring job but pleased with the outcome
Ring job by Archadelphia December 11, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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