preston baer

Preston Baer is a way to say damn girl your choking on your dick but it's too big to suck or choke on

Damn girl, you're going Preston Baer on me!
Girl: I know right...

by PsychoticPJ November 10, 2019

Preston

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020

pr0tect

faggot squeaker who blatantly cheats his dick off on about every server

pr0tect got banned by the anticheat for the 5438759384th time

by MINEMAN69420 January 27, 2020

prestonio

Another nickname for Preston, prestonios are people who are incredibly good at social skills and gaming. You are very lucky to know a guy who’s nickname is prestonio!

Wow prestonio! You can smooth talk any woman and game better than ninja!

by Prestonio February 8, 2020

Preston

A guy that will never get a job

Oh so your a Preston

by Maddyowens February 24, 2020

presty bob

a big tall skinny retard that elise shyann and destiny definitely don’t know, like who even is that

man look it’s presty bob. wait we don’t know him nvm

by no toe April 27, 2020

preston lewis

A light skin fuck boy jerk who leads girls on but knows that he can’t commit to one.

Preston lewis is an asshole.

by Shhsbwkwbedbsmwl May 15, 2020