Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009

Goodluck

Name given to someone with no shoes

Son: "Dad, why is Nigeria's president named Goodluck?"
Dad: "He went to school with no shoes."

by Heptad December 18, 2014

google weenie

Someone who is utterly dependent on their computer and the web for their information, who is incapable of thinking without hitting Google, who's adding on the brain fat sitting down.

"I gave him the address of the party but it didn't show up on mapQuest. The man's turning into a Google Weenie!"

"He says he can't find the site so it must not exist. Google Weenie strikes again!"

by jasgee November 14, 2007

Google

1. used as a verb to indicate using an internet search engine (normally Google itself) to look up a subject

2. internet search engine

1. "Hold on, just let me google her."

2. "I use Google when I look up things for school, even though I normally end up on Wikipedia."

by Kikie January 15, 2008

google

1 v. To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.
2 n. A highly-used search engine that is considered the most effective on the internet by many
3 n. The number 1, followed by 100 zeros.

I googled for a serial to Windows XP, but I found a German porn site instead.

Google owns Yahoo's ass.

I have been to that fucking site a google times.

by BTTF Man February 28, 2007

Google Trolling

A fun time-wasting game where the player(s) allow themselves a number of keywords and try to find a combination of terms that returns the least number of results. If you can return one web page, you win. This game gets harder as the internet gets bigger.

A: 12 minutes till class starts. Want to play google trolling?

B: Sure. Three words? I'm starting with feverfew panda saltine....

Damn it, 5000 hits.

by FlySammyJ July 24, 2011

to google

the act of searching something on the internet, mainly on google

I had to do a report on Spain, so I went to google it and found a lot of information.

by PBnJ October 14, 2004