FORD

fix or repair daily
also: found on road dead

look at that inbred driving that piece of crap ford

by heavy_a December 18, 2002

ford

Quite possibly the stupidest corporation in the country. Their company is dying right in front of them and what do they do?

MAKE A BIGGER SUV!!!

see: Ford Expedition EL

For future reference, Ford stock (NYSE: F) is at $8.00 per share at the time of this definition.

Ford sucks, buy a Chevy.

by kevin21boston November 3, 2006

FORD

a synonym used to describe something that looks good in the parking lot, but doesn't run.

Man, that ford looks so nice parked in the driveway. Too bad the darn thing won't turn over...

by VTGForever May 12, 2003

fore skin

that skin that lets the penis slide freely into a cunt

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

FORD

A River crossing when a bridge is not appropriate

I cant be arsed to make a bridge so i'll make a ford....

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

ford fagmobile

Every ford truck ever built starting from the beginning of production of the automobiles

The 2017 ford raptor is for sure a ford fagmobile.

by cumminslife12v November 16, 2017

Ford F-450

A large pickup truck brought by men with penis size insecurities, flat-chested women, or people who need to tow shit. A common sight in places where people wear cowboy hats to the grocery store.

Mr. T. Weenie and Mrs. Flat, who live down the street, own a Ford F-450.

by E hates Q August 12, 2019