failbarge

A more extreme or severe version of a failboat. Like a failboat, but worse.

Your stupidity and failure is total. You don't even captain the failboat, you captain the failbarge.

by Stark42 June 26, 2009

failcorner

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)

Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner

by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009

FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.

So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.

by KlumzyyKiddy August 25, 2009

failbag

Someone containing a large amount of fail.

Carile is such a failbag, she's only sixteen and already has three kids.

by Kitsuneboom September 9, 2009

fablabolism

fablabolism - a belief that making up random words is ok

I'm apart of the fablabolism cult known as Urban Dictionary.

by Ithicar11 October 14, 2009

Fail-graphic Memory

Someone who is able to read a paragraph of a book/text and recite it at any time using Fail-graphic Memory, thus whilst it is awesome, they are incapable utilizing the information in real life situations. Making them utterly useless.

Similar to: Photographic Memory

Michael: Hey man remember that long 'arse' paragraph on physics that allowed us to change the molecular format of gravity?
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.

by TotallyHAM October 17, 2009

FailCow

An error screen featuring a sad cartoon cow in Zynga's FarmVille on Facebook, informing you that FarmVille is down yet again.

Prima: Hey, can you harvest my blackberries for me? I'm gonna be late.

Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.

Prima: for FUCK'S sake.

by Einstein9073 November 18, 2009