Cream your crank

To promise to absolutely obliterate an opponent, only for you to be obliterated.
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)

"WE'RE GONNA CREAM YOUR CRANK!!!" - With love, PulverizeR

by wood pigeon October 29, 2025

Cranking Your Bag

It's when you're fucking with somebody

Them. Did you tastes my spaghetti?
Me. Yeah, too much sauce
Them. This is a family sauce motherf...
Me.im just cranking your bag bitch it's good

by ONlyonE_- June 4, 2018

Crank that Soulja Boy

(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.

Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Cranked

The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked

“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”

by jntao August 3, 2021

Cranking a nut

Also known as making a U turn, or turning around while driving

Shit I made a wrong turn, hold i’m cranking a nut

by Rileylmfao August 4, 2019

Crank

To “crank” is mostly used as a synonym to the word “play.” Mostly used for video games or games in general

John: let’s crank some Fortnite
Friend 1: crank? You suck at Fortnite you’re not cranking shit.

John: oh, yeah? That’s not what your mom said.

Friend 2: oooo0000OOOOO

by Maijaluxe December 30, 2023

Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by anonymous June 16, 2025