pulverizer

Jacking off at hyper speed with a finger in your ass.

Yesterday was terrible, I forgot to wash my hands after a pulverizer and my finger stunk all night.

by BreakerOneNine May 8, 2010

pulverizer

When fingering a girl, you stick your whole fist into her vagine. This menuver can not be done smoothly, it must be a hasty punch.(simple yet effective)

Bro, i gave Elise the pulverizer and she was sore for weeks.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

the pulverizer

when u stick your index finger in the cooch, your middle and ring fingers on the taint, your pinky finger in the anus, all while massaging the clit qwith your thumb

i gave that bitch the pulverizer and she went crazy

by bill December 1, 2003

Paulverized

To be owned in debate by Ron Paul.

Often Paulverization is preceeded by the words "well...you know"

He is in for a serious Paulverization if he thinks he can outdebate Ron Paul on monetary policy and civil liberties.

Did you hear that Michelle Bachmann got Paulverized on Iran in the GOP debate yesterday?

The reporter attempted to nail Ron Paul with a biased trick question but failed and got completely paulverized.

by Liberty minded December 27, 2011

Paulverize

To bully someone in fantasy sports trade talks until they are tempted to agree just to make the offers stop.

Owner 1: Why did you accept that trade? You gave up Andrew Luck for Michael Vick and a 2nd round pick!?!
Owner 2: I don't know! I think I was just sick of being paulverized for the past month about him trading for Luck.

by Mel Kiper April 19, 2014

pulverize

to defeat and punish thoroughly

They pulverized them at the game.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008