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Tarot cards

Cards used to connect to your intuition m. There is a lot of misinformation regarding them, but generally they all have symbolic images on them and meanings, when you shuffle them you use your intuition/connect with the universal energy/database and pull out a card that describes your current situation, what you can change,the future etc. you interpret them according to your current situation .
tarot cards helped me in my life and gave me guidance regarding my relationship
by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022
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Nobody cares

what you say to women and idiots when they start to talk.
note: rather than siad outrite, the phrase "nobody cares" should be sang with true emotion as to emphasize that they belong at a bullet for my valentine gig or in the kitchen. (bullet for my valentine = idiots, kitchen = women)

P.S. be sure to cut people off before they finish what they are saying. if they finish what they said it might stay in your mind and scar your brain with stupidity for life.
EX1.
idiot: "wow! i think i just figured out the answer to question 5!"
me: "(with beautiful melody)no body caresss"
EX2.
woman: "i think..."
me: "(with true emotion)nobody caressss"
by kiss me deadly November 8, 2005
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carlsbad

a place where there are a lot of cool people. also a place where there are a lot of idiots. home of the state beach rats. also home to the state beach posers. also the home of the genius, the hero of carlsbad.
The Genius was drinkin and smokin camel lights at Neimans in downtown Carlsbad when some state beach posers walked by and The Genius told them all to go have sex with their boyfriends.
by Boom Houser February 7, 2005
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Carlson

to avoid taking showers for weeks on end
man after my parents left for vacation, I've been pulling a Carlson. I'm smelling ripe!
by whattupmaing July 29, 2012
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cardsharp

A stage magician or illusionist who specializes in card tricks.
The master cardsharp was able to make the random card change color, value, and suite before the bewildered audience.
by wereooze October 5, 2007
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Carlsicle

When someone shits in a sock then puts it in the freezer and then hits someone with it
I hit you with a carlsicle
by Patrick M Johnson December 8, 2007
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carlso

a person just as useless as a islanderhest
god, can you not act like a carlso for 1 second?
by ####ladybits May 11, 2022
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