Personal Computer 

A tenacious and vindictive machine, whose primary function in the domestic sphere at the conclusion of the 20th century was electronic solitaire, yet within one year of the 21st century literally held every aspect of human life in its hands.

My personal computer is way too personal.

Personal Computer by nethcev! September 8, 2006

necktop computer 

A flash drive worn around the neck on a lanyard. Generally the property of computer geeks or people like me, when the company doesn't supply a laptop but expects us to have numerous files at our fingertops. Also: necktop

I pulled all the files off my necktop computer and left them with the manager.

necktop computer by Edith Rudy July 11, 2007

Strong Bad's computer 

See wet computer.

And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.

Strong Bad's computer by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

apple computer

A computer made by Apple

IMac

apple computer by Rodderz July 3, 2003

apple computer

A piece of shit computer, mainly used by the elderly.

apple computer by Wenis July 3, 2003

apple computer

expensive paperweight...ironically they do not weigh very much

dude that sucked, my term paper just blew away when my apple computer fell off my desk... no i'm not worried about the apple computer, but i'm pissed about the pencil it broke when it fell.

apple computer by j-mo-fucka July 3, 2003

Naked computer kid 

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

Naked computer kid by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009