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bread napkin

A napkin at the bottom of a box of wings that just happens to be made of bread; when somebody utilizes bread to wipe food off of their face... for some reason.
"What is this thing at the bottom of my box of wings?"

"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."
by goatmilkanscashews November 9, 2017
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bread overload

when you eat a lot of dry foods without water and your throat constricts and it hurts really bad until the food passes
I ate a roll and i have total bread overload
by ginger snap 69 November 21, 2017
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bread time

The point of the night when you should stop eating carbs.
Brad: Hey, want anymore pizza?
Chris: Nah, it’s past my bread time.
by Cicciofer December 20, 2017
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Bread and butter

A special driver's license that only enables you to go to and from work. Also known as an occupational limited license.
I can't come now.. my license is only for bread and butter.
by dased1337 January 14, 2018
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Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.
David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.
by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018
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Bread and Puppet

A sociological experiment in theater and social activism fueled in part by total debauchery .

Developed in the 60's and continuing to date in the blink of a Vermont town of Glover, where logs and maple syrup are produced . Used to take over with thousands of live human and puppet heads parading from the centre of Glover town up down to the theater stopping significant traffic of the local working class loggers, farmers, barn builders, etc. This thriving but yet somewhat polarized financial economy is enhanced by sky rocketing sales in booze, food, camping gear, and diapers and perhaps the black market as well. That was then and still tourists as well as interns come to this day. However, the theater delivers a view of the political spectrum as it is to date, as well as kiln made bread with home-grown rye and farm fresh vegetables raised behind the theater barn by local young and old timers and foreigners as well.
A: Hey, what rhymes with Bread and Puppet?
B: Spread and Fuck et
by catrackthisandthat May 13, 2018
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Bread or yoghurt

The most sickening savgsness you could ever say to your sister
by Thunderclap1 June 11, 2018
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