Pud Whacker

Ray Carlisle from Teenage Bottlerocket.

Have you ever had to talk to Ray?
Yeah, he’s a total pud whacker.

by Ray Sucks March 24, 2023

Pecker-whacker

Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.

Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.

by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" April 28, 2023

Home wrecker

Yegor

Yegor is a home wrecker.

by Mila_11-11 May 24, 2023

daiquiri whacker

A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.

She is totally just whacked my daiquiri and I was done.

I wish my wife was a daiquiri whacker!

by Carl VonGayLynn August 4, 2023

mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

by vooos July 29, 2024

Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”

by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024

Wicky-Whacker

A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.

Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.

by WickWhack October 18, 2023