Albino-Technerd

Adult who plays video-games constantly and knows alot about technology, also lives with there mom and stays in the basement never going outside to get sunlight

Dang that guy has killed me 8 times and not died once what a Albino-Technerd

He must never go outside what an Albino-Technerd

by hello216 December 5, 2009

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

technisized

when one cannot seriously sing, you are given computerized vocals.

Brittney Spear's voice is very technisized.

by HPGinHan April 16, 2009

techdependant

When a person all the time relies on other people instead of reading the manual or help section to help figure out a tech device.

This is the forth time this week. You have to stop being so techdependant. The power button is on the front of the device, yes, remember, push it in with your finger, then release.

My phone has a camera and a Bluetooth and I can get email and listen to music, I just wanted a cell phone. Not to be so techdependant but could you show me how to use all those?

by When a line is not a line. August 19, 2009

Technard

Someone that is a "Technical Retard" when it comes to operating digital technology.

Someone who is a Technard struggles or can't operate digital devices. eg A computer including internet, mobile phone, CD player, VCR player, DVD player, iphone, itouch, ipad, photocopier, scanner or microwave to name a few digital devices.

by Matthew David Morrison May 23, 2010

techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010

Technilogically Retarded

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.

Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.

by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011