Smart blonde

A myth and bullshit rumor blondes make up so people will stop thinkong their dump as shit

Did you hear about the smart blonde
Bitch your just dumb as shit there is no such thing

by Fucking aaaaaa June 7, 2016

smart whip

Smart whip is a car insurance policy for new young drivers

New Young Driver: Wow I am sure glad I have Smart whip otherwise I would have lost lots of money

New Young Driver friend: why do you sound like an advert??

by BoatMcImBatman February 12, 2022

Smart Cookie

A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.

In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.

Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".

by RealSickunt March 13, 2019

smart swede

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

Smart Internet Suite (SIS)

The Smart Internet Suite (SIS) is the best of bread applications that work together to create the most productive knowledge, collaboration and personal productivity tools available on the Internet. Usually based on Web 2.0 applications.

Facebook makes an excellent foundation for a Smart Internet Suite (SIS) environment.

by Robert Burwood August 4, 2007

smart on

what a woman on crack says to you in macdonalds after asking if you're in a cult...

"hey, are you guys in a cult?"
"no"
"oh well...smart on!!!"

by whoopie Goldberg January 30, 2008