Scats

gives a fuck

John: I went to the pool
Me: Scats

by Wyatt Payneisranga69 December 2, 2019

Scosmosis

A condition where one gets an overwhelming urge to slink away in a crisis shirking all responsibility.

Scott was suffering a terrible case of Scosmosis when he abandoned his post as leader while his people suffered and went on holiday to Hawaii...

by Mr Ponky December 23, 2019

Scosmosis

Is a medical condition where one gets the overwhelming urge to slink away in a crisis shirking all responsibility...

Scott was suffering from a severe case of Scosmosis when he abandoned his post as leader, while his people suffered, and holidayed in Hawaii.

by Mr Ponky December 23, 2019

scosp

Gasp + scoff
Being accused of something both surprising and laughable

Jenny scosped at Rhondas Conversation escalation with the manager of a Starbucks

by Slumcookie March 10, 2020

Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1

There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet

by Bigcid March 21, 2020

scotchmosis

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns

Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")

by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020

Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!

I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!

by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020