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Sandy surprise

When a man pulls a gun on you so you pocket sand his eyes and begin buttfucking him aggressivly
Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise
by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024
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Sandy Mangina

When a man gets “sand” in his mangina and becomes more of a wussy
Kohari is such a pussy he must have a sandy mangina again
by Stapler Bob February 14, 2021
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Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.
Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets
by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020
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Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016
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Sandi

A real magnetic woman because of her secretive side. Everyone is lost and confused and thirsty for more of her personality when she leaves. An alluring type who is one of the best artists who spends all of her time at the beach. Best type of woman to have kids with because she loves them and all their special gifts.
Look, it's such a Sandi!!! That person over there who is feeding the seagulls in a hot pink swim outfit....
by Hexxah July 31, 2022
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talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.
by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023
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Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021
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