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by notetheral April 15, 2021

Samuel

Always gets in trouble by teachers and yet still argues with them, he is a really nice person and a perfect friend, but at times it may seem like he is going through a stage. he says he is straight, but his voice sounds otherwise and his attitude is of a 15-year-old black girl.

teacher: 'Samuel, leave the classroom now'
Samuel: 'but what did I dooooo, what did I dooooo'
teacher: 'Samuel now'
Samuel: 'fucking hell'

by datboisusperiodt... February 22, 2023

Samuel L Jackson

actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.

Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'

Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane

"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction

"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft

Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"

"Who's the black guy in that one movie?".........
....."Samuel L Jackson of course"

by RubberDuckie17 January 20, 2019

Kim Samuel

a super adorable inside that cool-boy look, father of Eiffel Tower located in Italy, September is a 8th month of the year, "allways",... , with that creative thought combine with such a beautiful heart and and his celestial talent, he truly represents for God

Whenever he says "OMG", he is so-called Kim Samuel

by halleelxf August 29, 2017

Samuel

Samuel the kind of guy to write his own UD. Large testicles. 1 up on u clowns.

OH SHIT, LARGE NUTS SAMUEL HERE WRITIN HIS OWN BOOK AGAIN. BEST SELLER NO DOUBT.

by geekfacekillah November 23, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪

This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆

by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022

Samuel Ellen Mount

The most fabulous man in the world

Samuel Ellen Mount is fabulous and there's nothing you can do about it

by Foxy Lady :3 October 28, 2018