Morpheusing

v. Experiencing one's black, of-age daughter star in a sex tape.

Goddamn dat bitch morpheusing again.

by Big Hairy Momma August 25, 2010

morphadite

a hermaphrodite (from a mispronunciation of hermaphrodite)

How would you feel if you were a morphadite and he spread rumors about you?

by Light Joker December 4, 2005

Morphine

An Analgesic And Narcotic Drug Obtained From Opium And Used medicinally To Relieve Pain.

Internet Is My Morphine.

by JatinPatraJP July 25, 2015

murphy's rule

Murphy's rule states that if one orders a mixed drink in a bar, and the remaining liquor in a bottle that is being used is exhausted in the creation of said drink, the drink is then free

That bartender just finished that liquor bottle when making that dude his drink, i guess by Murphy's rule its free.

by Longrod Von Hugendong July 30, 2007

Murphed

To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.

Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"

Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"

That customer just got Murphed!

by redsevenx February 10, 2013

murphy lock

1. Extreme wedgie. (See Wedgie)
2. Non-reversible case of pants up ones ass.

Those shorts would be pants if she didn't have a murphy lock.

by nlstiger July 18, 2005

murphed

to get messed up(by someone or in something)

raul just murphed you!

by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008