by Rockaway Boys January 02, 2011
The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.
by Sammvv February 28, 2016
To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.
Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"
Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"
That customer just got Murphed!
Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"
That customer just got Murphed!
by redsevenx February 10, 2013
Murphing, murph,murphed. is also known as an Irish Good Bye. To be engaged in a gathering of friends and suddenly disapear for the night with out ANY good byes
by Ktcb123 May 19, 2015
1. To be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of Murphy's Law
2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
Man, I got murphed hard when I bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding Vespa!
by SunshineAndPudding May 05, 2011
by in4red September 27, 2006
Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.
"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 02, 2004