loaf

morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.

man, Abbie is such a loaf

by vagilord December 17, 2007

Double loaf

When you're putting pants on and you put both legs in the same leg hole.

He was putting his pants on and went all double loaf.

by TaoNZen December 28, 2022

Iced loaf

You know when u get a nice loaf iced 😉

Yeo she’s got a mega iced loaf

by Zupa tuscana April 22, 2021

Loaf

Money

“Im going to get that loaf in poker this weekend!”

by Broamalyn October 2, 2018

Loafing

praising a particular someone excessively (too much)

"jevarn was loafing hard"

by Ajayy east September 20, 2019

loafing

you either like that or you loafing

Why n*ggas loafing ? , if you with your gang and your mans do some dumb sh*t he loafing

by jaydxn2tact January 10, 2024

knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf

1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.

by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025