hundred meter splash

Something that occurs when one is taking a poop and out of nowhere a sudden burst of diarrhea lasting for at least 10 seconds leaving the pooper tired and exhausted because of the sudden burst.

That was one hell of a hundred meter splash in the bathroom.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

hungored

Eating out of boredom

"I am going to eat because I'm hungored"

by Jmoneyxo June 6, 2017

honor anal

Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.

“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend

“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”

by Tgphelps February 6, 2018

Humorblind

A guy with every sense but humor is humorblind.

Pranker-I can make anybody laugh but that guy.
Prankers friend-He's humorblind, and soon it will be spread and we will be humorblind too. What are we going to do to make this guy crack up?

by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018

Humorblind

A guy who could see what you did, hear what you said, but didn't laugh at it.

Carl can hear you he's a bit humorblind though.

by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018

Humorous interpretation

Also known as HI, humorous interpretation is an event in the interpretation category of speech and debate. Speakers give a 10 minute speech switching characters, voices and spitting everywhere. Most drama happens in this event as judges do not understand how to judge it. Pops and transition noises between characters are essential. You will most likely see the classic haaaaaapt sound. This event is owned by the god of humorous interpretation Don Zolidis, who has written a number of scripts. If one does a Don Zolidis piece, they may have subjected themselves to teasing. Humorous interpretation or Humor is mostly done by lanky white boys and girls in the event is a rarity. These pasty long boys get far because they can get away with many sexual jokes that females can not. Out of all the events, humor is watched frequently.

If you’re looking to heal your broken soul, go watch some humorous interpretation videos.

by VINCENTVANCOUGH March 6, 2018

honorificabilitudiniatic brachydactylous utriculiform

jeff'rson

my name honorificabilitudiniatic brachydactylous utriculiform

by allinjef April 20, 2018