glastonbury, connecticut

A rich prissy concieted suburb from Hartford, CT so brimming full of puritan wealthy stuffy white folks (its worse than Greenwich). There are 2 people that are not white in the entire town. Everyone owns a nice brand spankin new car at age 15 (before they can drive-so they can break it in). Their high school is 6 times the normal size (just because it can be). They have 12 thousand sports teams (because everyone plays a sport or your nobody) and they all have swimming pools filled with fifties.

There are many snobby, rich white folk that reside in glastonbury, connecticut.

by leonne January 2, 2008

glass microphone

refers to when a group of people are all getting high by passing around a pipe, typically made of blown glass, and the person currently holding it decides to start telling a story or a long-winded joke...completely forgetting that they're still in possession of the ganja.

Dude, enough with the glass microphone, pass that shit over here already!

by so stoked February 28, 2005

Glass bangles

A set of very thin braclets that jingle and make a lot of noise & come in all colors and designs worn by Indian and Middle Eastern women and girls.
All married women wear these in India. NOT made from glass.
Also called Churi
(very pretty)

Person one:Those are very nice braclets,
Person two:Yeah, I know, my dad gave me them for my birthday. They are glass bangles.

by Saleema June 16, 2006

glastonbrie

cheesy substance cultivated in the gusset of festival go-ers pants by day 3 of the event

would you like some glastonbrie with that gorrila salad?

by choreface September 5, 2006

Glass loader

A colloquialism used primarily in industry to describe a fellow worker of such astonishingly low intelligence, competence and ability, whom despite being given every opportunity to progress, always manage to fuck it up and default back to their servile disposition of loading crap on to a machine. In this case glass. A complete and utter halfwit.

Has that Glass Loader from the other shift fucked the numbers up AGAIN! That's the third time this week!

by DAZ95 June 29, 2017

Glasgow, Missouri

Worst shithole around. You aint shit unless you got the right last name. Nobody knows how to do anything but talk shit and spread thier legs. Full of dumbasses, druggies, and fat whores.

I hate Glasgow, Missouri.

by 420fvckyou420 February 5, 2018

Beach Glass

Guy code for, Hot girls at the beach.

Girls at the beach are plentiful, yet hot girls, like actual beach glass are considered a rare and beautiful commodity.

"Hey, check out the beach glass."

"There's some serious beach glass here"

by Sand dune August 23, 2009