flabergasted

anger
feeling a sense of anger that you cannot put into words because you also have feelings of numbness at the same time. You also feel disapointed.

I was so flabergasted after my boyfriend broke up with me I couldnt move; I sunk down in my chair and just stayed still thinking.

by Bruiser is Airbourne January 11, 2008

Flabbergasted

Utterly speechless at the amount of fat on someone's body.

I was flabbergasted when I saw honey boo boo

by Deccashoots May 18, 2016

flabby demeanor

1) the tendency of making facial expressions or body language which denote displeasure with being overweight.

2) to have more than the usual amount of flab on one's body resulting in radiating unattractiveness

Another way to call a person "fat" would just be to say they have a flabby demeanor.

by E.A.O. December 14, 2008

flaber

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape.

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

by Daisy St. Patience January 14, 2008

Flabbergaster

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.

(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change

The flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the shit out of Toby.

by Sherpent February 25, 2009

Flabio

An out of shape man with long hair. Sometimes Flabios will actually go shirtless and showcase their sub par physique. They aim to be like Fabio, who is also pretty lame, but they are far worse.

Hey, get a load of the Flabio on the beach!

by shane ivory February 4, 2010

Flibba Flabba

Something that Rev. Al Sharpton says.

Heck no! I'm so mad, I made up some new words! Flibba Flabba! Vezzin poodle! Mellindolly!

by AntmanMike July 22, 2003