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Flabbergaster 

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.

(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change
The flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the shit out of Toby.
Flabbergaster by Sherpent February 25, 2009

Flabbergaster 

A word used for mouth 👄
Shut you flabbergaster
Flabbergaster by Snz June 13, 2023

cumfilled flabbergaster 

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it
"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

Flabbergasted 

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!
I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

Flabbergasted 

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.
When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

Flabbergasted 

To be in a state of confusion or surpise
I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.
Flabbergasted by Cameron Springer November 17, 2005
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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