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Filbert

1. a species of hazel trees or shrubs (filbert nut is also an alternative name for hazelnut)

2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)

3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
1.

dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about

2.

Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania

3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
by Punchy_207 June 7, 2022
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Cro-file

When ones profile resembles that of a cro-magnon man.
Katie: DAYUM.....see that mu-fucka with the cro-file?!?!?

Danny/Charlie: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mookie sticks January 22, 2009
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Hooper File

The file where everything lost goes.
by Hell In Utopia September 10, 2009
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localization files

The useless shit that Valve pumps out for TF2 (present day)
"oh! new TF2 update! aw shit, MORE localization files"
by mogguz June 2, 2021
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False God

A Divine being preached by man that explains of extensive intelect and power. With out physical evidence of existence.
False GODS
Jesus,Allah,GOD, Deus,Lord,Father, Θεός,etc...
by lapaturtle March 29, 2009
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false advertising

When a person dresses sluty or something then you ask to take em home and they say i'm not that way
Guy:Damn girl your fine, come home with me
Girl:What do you think just cuz im not wearing underware I'm a slut
by mark zeman June 13, 2005
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False Face

A False Face is a metaphor for a type of behavior that occurs when a person presents him or herself in one sort of identity, but then when the plot unfolds he or she shows another face (esp. during an action that that is offensive to you).

People with a False Face usually never admit to their inconsistent, hypocritical behavior. They use their False Faces to get what they want and at times of extreme disregard to any life outside their own (a form of extreme individualism). Usually, their False Faces are discovered in a climatic occasion when they use another face to benefit them during that occasion, which will leave the unraveler in extreme fuck you mode.

A person with a False Face should never be respected.

Synonym: Two-Faced, False Consensus, Multiple Personality Disorder

Differs from Two-Faced by how a False Face does not necessarily constitute opposite faces.

The worst sort of False Face is when a person that is your friend turns out to be actually your enemy.
She showed herself as a honest girl who didn't play games. Until the plot thickened and her False Face was unraveled. He was shocked to have know that all this time he had been played by a girl who just cared for herself.
by TruthBeToldRiteNow January 23, 2010
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