cobbler tot

A woman's vaginal area that is shaped like a rectangle. Sometimes it happens to little grls that are in 9th grade but look like 5th graders.

"Chayce's pussy is such a cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants and stop showin ur cobbler tot."

by ----Ivan---Dre----- December 8, 2005

The Peach Cobbler

When you are boning a girl from behind, you pull out a frying pan and slam it down on the back of her head, like Peach does in Super Smash Bros. Can also be done with an Umbrella or any of her other weapons.

-"Dude, I gave my girl The Peach Cobbler last night!"
--"Sweet man, now you can skull fuck the back of her head!"

by DamianSolari December 17, 2008

Cobb

One of the prophesized 5. Kinda cool but kinda scary.

Cobb seems pretty cool, but I bet you he has murdered lots of peoples.

by Halls Plus opens the nasal passages. January 18, 2003

Cobbler Thief

When a girl/guy goes into the room of a sleeping guy and with great stealth steals some of the knob cheese from under the forskin and frames it for the guys mother.

"Stacey is a Cobbler Thief cos she got ben in trouble. He's lucky his mum thought it was coleslaw."

"Haha your mum stole my Cobbler last night"

by Sinister Phil July 17, 2009

Cobbin'

Putting your two testicles into a blender and making sure that you do not blend them speedily (this could result in severe injury) hit the slow mix button. Your testicles will slowly churn around in a circle giving you a pleasureful, soothing feeling.

Chance: walks into room JACOB WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Jacob: With condescending Aisley Harriet face I'm cobbin' u fat nigger

by Leyef September 12, 2017

Chobbles

A common greeting for a friend, family member, or colleague who sucks mad weiners and acts like a little bitch(alalb) on a regular basis.

"Hey chobbles, did you get the paperwork ready for my delivery?"

"No I didn't because sometimes I Alalb"

by Jake Janewski November 18, 2018

joe cobb

a 16 year old male from wisconsin who never has fucked a bitch and plays splatoon until 5 am. he doesn't have friends and his favorite saying is "cripes!" whenever he receives shit in the mail.

"he plays splatoon until 5am, hes such a joe cobb!"
"my joe cobb is busy"

by okruin April 7, 2017