country hoe

A prostitute that comes from the farming life.

"She's such a country hoe I can't even"

by lololol99 June 18, 2017

urban countryman

A person who grew up in the country but enjoys hanging out with the city folks. They like to turn up, but they also like to relax in the countryside.

Synonyms: Easy going, southerner, regular guy, socializer, party animal
Antonyms: playboy, hillbilly

Man #1: "Hey, man, you want to come to the party tomorrow?"
Urban Countryman: "Yeah, sure, I was going to hang out at the lake and fish, but that can wait until another day."

Man #2: "What's that you're listening to?"
Urban countryman: "Country with some classic rock, rap, and electronic tunes. Country is in my roots, but I can't listen to songs about my girl leaving me and getting drunk _all day_. "

by Chopper7775 February 2, 2015

swain county high school

A shit hole straight from the ass of satan

Mom: would you like to go to swain county high school?
Son: no I don’t want to be shit

by Sassmaster360 November 6, 2017

Madison County

A small country based county in Virginia that has more cows than people , Girls think it’s cool to become alcoholics before age 15 , and guys ride around blaring a gucci mane song from 2011. Not very many places to eat but they do have a McDonald’s , that all of the inbreds in their ass clapping trucks come screaming through to hangout with their other ass clapping friends from times 8am to 11pm. Cops are really nice if you have the right last name , and the local foods will most likely make you shit your brains out, she’s technically a “keeper” if she has all of her teeth, “incest” doesn’t exist there , and if you haven’t slept with 98% of the football team you probably “ain’t shit”.

“Hey man wanna go to Madison county?”
“Nah man I’ve already watched deliverance already”

by Notbillcosby April 15, 2018

Marin county

Home to the og soccer moms, with their big ass hats and huge Tesla suvs and their iPhone 11 pro Max’s, not caring what the fuck their kids do. Rich ass liberals living in Marin will blow your mind. Fake environmentalist walk the streets at the town center with their Louis Vuitton bags. All together Marin county is fun.

She looks like a Marin county mom

by Gofuckahoe_ November 15, 2019

Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.

I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.

by Dirt606 February 18, 2021

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

by BoeJundy November 2, 2013